I’m not going to bore you with how crappy I feel tonight. I’ll just muse over how this bug waited until now to mess up my calendar. Jerk. Whatev. We’ve got a lot of other things to talk about, heavy on the A&E.
Bates Motel Returns March 3rd for Second Season (Hitfix) – I was wondering whatever happened to Norma and Norman. I got quickly invested last year and am looking forward to seeing what’s to come. Last I remember, Norma was looking like the sane character of the whole operation. Oh! And the brother. Love him.
Game of Thrones Season 4 Premiere Date Revealed (EW) – TV goods galore today! It’s Sunday, April 6th. That seems sooooo long from now, doesn’t it? Remember back in the day when I just watched from the sidelines as other dorks got all worked up about each episode? Now I can finally dork out with you. Can’t wait.
How to Be Happy Right Now (Harper’s Bazaar) – Some tips from zen guru Gabby Bernstein. Warning: she tells you to turn OFF the TV, so maybe this is a good thing to focus on before all the good shows return. There’s also some other advice if you want to ignore that piece.
Britney Spears’ Workout Regimen Proves Her Abs Are Real (Huffington Post) – It’s all the rage this week for celebs to pretend to be even hotter than we originally thought. Many who’ve seen Brit’s new show in Vegas started to claim her skimpy costumes showed “painted on” abs, which is kind of funny, but hell, I’d do it. Her trainer sets the record straight. Haters be hatin’.
Ben Affleck as Nick Dunne in Gone Girl (EOnline) – I’m not sure what rock I was living under when they decided to put Ben Affleck in another movie that I can’t imagine him in. To be fair, I still haven’t finished the book. I started it right around when I got married and I wasn’t really in the mood for a “did-he-or-did-he-not-kill-his-wife” drama. Maybe I’ll finish it sometime in the next 4 months.
Best and Worst Dressed: People’s Choice Awards 2014 (NYPost) – You only have so many options, because I believe only a total of about 14 celebrities actually show up to the PCAs. I guess this is the beginning of awards season, though no one I know even watches this one. Feast your eyes on these fashions and get warmed up for the best awards of the year, this Sunday at the Golden Globes. DOUBLE SMILEY FACE.