Tis Monday. I am feeling pretty swell about it, since I began this morning with…… wait for it……. meditation AND Moksha yoga (aka, Bikram,) and I was done with it all by 9AM. Hello, kick-ass lady! Yeah, I’m talking to myself in a positive way. So what? I have a strong feeling you could use a little fake-it-till-you-make-it mojo, too. Call yourself pretty, and let’s jam.
Eminem’s Questionable Lip Service on SNL (Spin) – Does anyone out there watch Saturday Night Live anymore? Anyone? Hello?? I honestly can’t bring myself to, even though there have been some enjoyable hosts this season. Maybe it’s great now, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say, no it’s not. I heard not even the entertainment is what it used to be, with Eminem lip synching (?!) two songs from his new album. Did he learn nothing from Ashlee Simpson? More so, should we be worried about Em? He’s been acting very strange, dating back to his appearance on the Michigan/Notre Dame game earlier this season.
Hilariously Misspelled Starbucks Cups (Huffington Post) – It’s happened to all of us, right? Well not me, because I’m a saint and only drink local. No offense to Starbucks baristas but… really? I guess I can understand “Bionka” (nope,) but when I see a FB friend of mine complaining about the constant destruction of her name, “Ashley,” (aka the most common name of the last 15 years,) I have to wonder where these people went to school.
New Ways to Wear Tights (Who What Wear) – It is absolutely officially tights season now, and as you’re going through your old collection, scoping for snags and holes (nearly every pair I currently own,) start brainstorming some new ways to wear them for fall 2013. And for goodness sake, go get some new ones. You’re embarrassing yourself.
Renee Zellweger Plastic Surgery, Yay or Nay? (Perez Hilton) – I know I love a good plastic surgery guess-a-thon, and I bet you do, too. Whaddya think? Those eyes are not so squinty anymore. I miss you Gina!!!!