I’m Angry. Let’s Pick on Someone.

Well, friends, I am happy to be in Canada.  I think it’s beautiful and splendid.  Today, though, Canada has pushed me too far.  It’s actually funny, coming from 2 months in Italy where we realized the value of being able to get anything done in any kind of timely, convenient fashion.  We thought, oh man, North America is going to be SO GREAT because it will be full of 24 hour stores and people that help you get things done, answer your questions (in English!) and all that good stuff.  What we’ve found is things seem to get done more efficiently in Italy.  Yes.  This is a rant.

I’d love to get into all the juicy details about how every little piece of our move has been (watch out.. bad language ahead) a clusterfuck of misinformation, but I don’t want to get yelled at by my better half for outing his employer’s lack of professionalism.  Let’s just say, we’re very angry and the level of disregard is astonishing.  Like, enough to potentially leave the country astonishing.

Since we’re already fired up, (me for my situation and you, because I had the audacity to complain about Canada,) let’s continue being mean and have a frank discussion about Kim Kardashian’s face.  What better way to distract us from our own problems?

THURSDAY SMALL PLATE:

I’ve been killing some (lots) of downtime by marathoning old Keeping Up With the Kardashians, most of which I never saw because I used to be smarter than I am now.  The change in Kim’s face is mad cray, people.  She looks like 2 different people from the first season to now, and it’s been fun trying to guess what episode it is when her face starts to change.  Of course, I must say she had *alleged* face work, since it’s something she’s always denied, but how on Earth could you deny this:

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I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt by saying, dude- she just got someone to help her with the eyebrows, but looking at this picture, I know I can no longer remain in denial.  And that’s before she got “pregnancy lips.”  Right.  That’s a real thing.

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So natural.

Hey -she’s a pretty lady.  There’s no denying it.  I think it would be refreshing if she (and all celebrities) would admit to having a little extra help in the perfection department, you know- for the rest of us plebeians living in the real world.  Give us your actual reality.

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Just to really hammer it home.

Thanks for listening to my rant.  Get your shit together, Canada!

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