Did anyone watch the Billboard Music Awards last night? Does anyone even care?
Billboard Music Awards 2013 Best and Worst Moments (Idolator) – If it’s not hosted by Ricky Gervais, an event with elaborate gowns or celebrities drinking at tables, it’s not really worth my time, generally. I am excited for Christina Aguilera’s slim down, though. I am a sucker for weight loss success stories.
MONDAY HELPINGS: Today flew by thanks to being productive. What a novel concept. Despite all my successes (a run at 6AM, booking flights to Italy, surviving the grocery store,) I still found a few items I’d like to do a rant about in the upcoming days. It’s been a while since I did a “monthly rant.” Topics may include: the impossible task of finding flattering clothing for women with boobs and/or hips in 2013, why I find many female stand-up comediennes obnoxious, the increase of Canadian geese in America, etc. Stay tuned. I’m getting perturbed left and right these days.
Grill Once, Eat All Week (Weight Watchers) – I got this in my inbox today and it served as a nice reminder for what I should be doing each week, which is making a plan and actually following through with it. Instead, my dinners usually occur at 5:03PM and consist of hummus, a sugar free pudding, and some cucumbers. Not exactly a well-rounded feast. Hand the nearest guy some meat, and let him go to town. You’ll be set for a while.
Growing Celery Indoors: Never Buy Celery Again (17apart) – This blew MY MIND. I saw it on a friend’s Instagram and was shocked to see you literally can grow new celery from the bottom of an old bunch in a matter of days. With water, only. Is it bad that this is one of the coolest things I’ve learned in a while?
SNL Bids Farewell to Bill Hader With a Stefon Wedding (Rolling Stone) – I am a little bummed I missed it, but only half believe it was actually a “great episode,” as they are saying it was. Poor SNL. I just don’t know what to say about them these days…
Pairings//Beer + Chocolate = Love (BeerWestMag) – I saw a mentioning of beer and chocolate pairings somewhere online today and it totally made me go into a period of reflection. Chocolate and wine- sure. But beer and chocolate? What? Okay. I’ll do it.