Moaning and Pissing About Weight Loss With a Sprinkle of Hockey and TV on Top

It’s official.

Jay Leno to Exit ‘Tonight Show’, Jimmy Fallon Will Host (ABC News) – That is, until Jay gets sick of the arrangement and tries to weasel his way back in.  Again.  Emphasis on weasel.

WEDNESDAY HELPINGS:

I was minding my own business shopping when the hard realities of April in the Northeast/Midwest hit like a train.  All the summer clothes are out, you need to wear them for various occasions, and they do not look good you.  It was at exactly this time last year when I saw pictures of myself and realized I was in deep trouble for my own wedding if I didn’t do something, quickly.  April is shrouded in hope and potential, but is actually a big, fat bitch.  We need to do what we do best (we being procrastinators worldwide,) and that’s get crazy obsessed with all the things that matter: working out, saying no, and hardly eating anything.  That’s what worked for me.

3 Day Emergency Diet (Delish) – I don’t care if you think this is wrong or unhealthy.  I just had an ice cream sundae from Antoinette’s.  Now do you understand?

NHL Trade Deadline 2013: Recaps and Grades for Every Team (Bleacher Report) – It was hard to ignore everyone getting worked up over what the Sabres did and did not do.  I won’t pretend to know what’s going on.

Infused Water Recipes (Inspired Fitness) – I got excited when I saw someone had posted some jugs full of infused water goodness on my Facebook feed.  This lady suggests a gallon of water a day, and even though it seems like a pain, it really does a lot of flushing.  Jazz up your water intake with these ideas.  I like to get a little crazy with sparkling water, when I really need a break.

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Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner. Repeat.

Khloe Kardashian’s 25 lb. Weight Loss (Hollywood Life) – I just needed a little Kardashian dirt today.  I love the headline on the magazine, “I’M THE HOT SISTER NOW.”  Hahaha.  Khloe has always been my fav.

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