The big day is here. A new pope has been elected! Now what are we going to talk about?
New Pope Elected.. and Snooki Tweets He’s ‘Adorable’ (ExtraTV) – I picked this headline because I actually Googled, “new pope adorable” and this is what came up. I was kinda thinking the same thing. Is that bad for me, that Snooki had the same thought?
WEDNESDAY SMALL PLATES:
I am literally going to be tap dancing tonight. I think that’s all I’m really going to preface these small plates with. Enjoy.
NFL Free Agency Winners and Losers (Bleacher Report) – I needed an update, so I figured you did, too. Check out if your team is on the first days’ winners and losers list. Mine isn’t specifically, but I can take a wild guess which one they’d be labeled. No moves yet.
Meet Khloe and Lamar’s New Pup! (EOnline) – Other than the aforementioned, it’s a slow news day. Sorry! You won’t mind as much after you see his sweet little face. The dog’s. Not Lamar’s.