I have an arsenal of lady crushes that make up my dream team of what the ideal woman would be. She would be a mixture of Beyonce’s talent, drama, and beauty, Charlize Theron because, well- once I had a dream about her and I didn’t mind it, and then the regular girl perfection of Tina Fey. I should mention that my husband approves of this list, as well.
When I say “regular girl”, it’s not because I think Tina is any less gorgeous than the aforementioned women (false), it’s because in my mind, I truly feel that we are best friends. She just doesn’t know it yet. Tina is one of the smartest, absolute funniest women in the industry (have you read Bossypants?!) and I want her to come to my house and entertain me all day long. There is a dread that lies deep in my heart, waiting to be released the day 30 Rock airs its finale. But we mustn’t dwell. We can’t. Not today. Not on Tina Fey Day! I really hope you connected that line to Empire Records. That was my intention.
Tonight, Tina and Amy Poehler will host my favorite of the award shows, the Golden Globes. They are funny and spontaneous, and everyone there is drunk. It will remind me of all the movies I intend to see before the Oscars, but likely won’t, and give me something to flip back and forth between when playoff football gets boring. (Go Seahawks, Go Texans). So now we will enjoy all things Tina, because she is the best.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Drinking Game – Again, reasons why I love smart ladies. If the celebrities get to drink all night, why can’t we?
Tina Fey and the Cult of Liz Lemon – There are (too) many times where I think, omg, I am Liz Lemon. Seems there are a lot of others out there who feel the same.
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey Appreciation Blog – Hahaha. Why not?
A Mother’s Prayer, by Tina Fey – Amen.
Top 20 Tina Fey Quotes – This is really all you need. Grab a beer and read this list.