I forget how nice it is to have things that are shiny and new, or like-new. As a very lucky owner of an incredibly generous hand-me-down Toyota, I am pretty excited to have a car that is clean, smells nice, and the best part: is *hopefully* less likely to break down in the middle of Canada. We’ve had MORE than our share of car problems over the last 2 years! So to keep with the shiny and new theme, Congratulations to Josh and Fergie on your shiny new lil pea.
Fergie is Pregnant! (People) – I know what you’re thinking, I thought it too. She is not 50. She is 37. Whoops.
MONDAY HELPINGS:
Vacation is so, so sweet, even if you’re not on a tropical island somewhere. My biggest project this week is deciding on a hairstyle. I’m a gal guilty of never doing anything interesting. You will never see me with the latest sheik bob or anything. I prefer long hair, but it does get old after awhile. Bear with me as I explore long to shoulder length cuts with an assortment of color possibilities. One pet peeve: when googling something like, “long haircuts, 2013″ and I get the same Jessica Simpson hairstyle from 2005. Annoying. Therefore, I’ll also accept suggestions.
Celebrity Hairstyle Pics (Redbook) – You want curly, it’s here. You want Halle Berry pixie? They’ve got that too. If I don’t find something here, I might just go platinum Miley Cyrus. Out of ideas.
Best Ombre Hair (Style Bistro) - The ombre has grown on me. Not the wild, blatantly obvious bleach on red or anything, but the subtle, face framing kind. If it is done right, I think it’s really pretty! This fun page let’s you vote on who does it better. Weekday games! Weee!
Khloe Kardashian Fired From XFactor (Radar Online) – I love KoKo, and although I don’t watch the XFactor (unbearable), I kind of wanted her to succeed. I think it’s good for her to have a little project on the side of her Lammy Lam-Lam. I know how it feels to not have a hobby- not fun! She should find something that doesn’t involve pretending to be friends with Mario Lopez. On a side note, I think Khloe should bring back the ombre hair. My hair search has revealed it’s much softer for her than all dark, I prefer it!
Rihanna’s Fashion Line Gets Bad Reviews (People Style News) – On the other hand, I could care less if Rihanna finds success in the world of fashion. I think it’s her insistence on Chris Brown that is turning me off. Also, I would consider her a style icon about as much as I do Ke$ha.
Hollywood’s Best Arches: Eyebrows and Brow Shaping (Elle) – For some damn reason, everyone wants Kim Kardashian’s eyebrows. When she first made them over within the last 6-8 months, I thought, EEK. This is 2013, not 1981. All of a sudden, they took up her whole face. I like a medium thickness brow, definitely a little thicker than my over-plucking days in the early 2000′s, but not quite Madonna ’84. Do what works for your face, ladies!



Fergie’s NOT 50?!?! LMAO